But, after recent perusing, I’ve definitely been proven wrong. Here are a few gems: 

• DePauw University
  The Icy Frost Bridge Scholarship at DePauw University is restricted to female music students who can sing or play the national anthem with sincerity. Icy’s brother, Jack Frost Bridge, is an alumnus of DePauw University.
• Chick and Sophie Major Memorial Duck Calling Contest
  The Chick and Sophie Major Memorial Duck Calling Contest awards a $1,500 scholarship to the winner. The first runner-up receives a $500 scholarship, the second runner-up receives a $300 scholarship and the third runner-up receives a $200 scholarship. The contest is open to any high school senior in the United States who can call ducks. Contestants have 90 seconds to use four calls (hail, feed, comeback and mating). ( I like that this one involves ducks too). 
• Zolp Scholarships
  The Zolp Scholarship is restricted to students at Loyola University in Chicago who are Catholic and whose last name is Zolp. The student’s last name must appear on their birth certificate and confirmation certificate. The scholarship provides full tuition for four years.